Who was that Man?

He

Drank one tea

Left behind his repartee

Returned to drink the other then flee

To be then caught later only having a wee.

He would most likely be

a sorry

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But her fly ‘Gemini’ shall rise despite demise.

So Hi!
Says I
Country hoon
This guy
Tusli.

Oh my!
Leafy fly
Brown buffoon
By Sly.
But why?

She’ll try
Aim high
‘Fore noon
Leaves die
Fall dry.

Death nigh
Big sigh
Do not swoon
Or cry
Dead lie.

Beer buy
Light brai
Sing a tune
Cook kai
Food fry

Oh aye
Don’t pry
One day soon
To sky
We fly.

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Aged Dating Vice

I ken see

You ben free

Not too slow

Too right a beau

But hang about

‘Case he’s a lout

Sloppy Joe of

Real name ‘Mo’

Sly may fret

Then you can bet

Cole Van she’ll alarm

To fix him harm

I ben stewing

What you ken be doing

Tell ‘im “cool ya heels”

Go spin ya wheels

Scratch around old hen

‘Fore you get down in Ten

Dig up the dirt

Before you flirt!

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Homer Simpson Style Sense.

 

Two-eyed to see better

Two ears to hear

One body good for touch

Sense.

Too proud to ask a helper

Two hundred kilo’s to bear

One spine costing much

Cents.

Two-armpitted to smell higher

Two nostrils to clear

One nose smelling such

Scents.

Two-kidneyed to filter

Two jugs of beer

One bag a chips ta munch

Hence.

Two-fingered to wave wilder

Two fists to bare

One eyed, oh such

Presence.

Too old to know better

Two young to care

One wrong age for such

Pretense.

Two-kneed to bend over

Two cheeks to bare

One gob spouts much

Nonsense.

Too drunk to be better

Two hands that dare

One jaw to punch

Senseless.

 

Proverbs 19v8: Whoever gets sense loves his own soul…

Proverbs 19v11: Good sense makes one slow to anger…

 

 

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